The Wife of a Farmer!

The other day I could not find Thorn and Rosie, I could hear them but couldn't see them. Followed their barkings and found them on the other side of our fence in the neighbors field barking at his cows. The cows simply ignored them, but would occasionally look at them. Well I knew they could not stay there, so I got on my belly and crawled halfway under the fence and called them to me. They would not come, I tried my baby talk voice, my authoritive voice, nothing worked.
While I was laying there trying to figure out what to do I felt something getting on my back and legs, I slowly looked back to discover my cats where stepping on my back and legs and laying down!!! I just couldn't believe it, Really?! Where is the camara when you need one. Well I started to laugh, and Rosie and Thorn came back on our side of the fence to see what all the fun was about. I brushed cats off of me and got to my feet!! Lord I thought what would I have done if that was a snake on my back or if I would have had to fight cows off my babies......